Fun question

Ok.
So I'm just gonna tell you that I DO acknowlege the fact that is is a wierd question......but I'm random like that.

Anywho....Here goes.

If you could 'diagnose' each of the twilight characters with a 'disease' what would you diagnose them with?

EG: Bella would be diagnosed with whiny-annoying-ungrateful-itis (Yeah, I know, not very original. Bet you guys can do better!)

I warned you it was random! I was thinking about it the other day and I figured I'd ask you guys.

-Lauren