Lessons Learned In Twilight

So I found this a while ago on fanfiction.net (one of the copy and paste to your profile things) and thought that this would be something fun for us to do on here. Here's the list that's from the site. Let's see if we can reach at least 150!

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

tiny creatures can be very annoying.

oh wow!! those r funny! and really true at the same time!

Talking to inanimate objects does not mean you're crazy.

Emmett really does eat grizzlies for breakfast

Everyone looks terrible in canary yellow graduation gowns except Alice and Edward.

Vampire + Human= Demon child

combining your parents names isn't always a good choice when naming your child....like Charnee, or Renesmee, or Eslisle.

You can learn a lot about chemistry in biology.

Clair de Lune is great!

Home runs aren't necesarily home runs.

If you ride on Edward's back, you become a spider monkey.

It's okay for your best friend to imprint on your child.

It's okay to be special

Sooner or later you'll realize people are in love with you

Humans are friends,not food
Animals are food,not friends, cept stinkin werewolves

-Google can be wrong.

-Nothing screams abstinence like a gigantic bed.

If you boyfriend just so happens to be a vampire...he will never be able to technically sleep with you....ever.