Neverending Story - Twilight Edition

for edwardo had a secret

He was a long lost relative of Gangsta Rob-on-a-Stick!

gangsta Rob-on-a-Stick was currently on vacation on isle Esme off the coast of south America living it up with his peeps!

Suddenly, another man, who identified himself as Garrett came running into the field, yelling, "I just want to dance!"

all the sudden edwardo just had the urge to be like his distant relative techno Rob-on-a-stick and yell out What What! Dance Party All!

All of the beings, who Roberta, Charlie, Whinny and Edwardo discovered were vampires, began to dance to "What is Love?" by Haddaway.

they danced and danced till they could no more
and all but one hit the floor
it was the movie star man with charm galore
and a face so beautiful his word could be law

When he looked at the crowd, the all let out a sigh
Not a one could let this day go bye
With out letting the beautiful man see
Just how much fun they all could be

the woman in the crowd ran up to him
not caring for those who were their kin
and among those woman who ran up to him
there was a major loss of teeth hair and skin
not to mention the occasional limb

but there was a woman standing there
the only one who did so patiently await her turn
and when the gorgeous man met her
the fire of love did so start to passionately burn

her name was Rachael
and she was the one who would beat them all
when he was around her
there was nothing else that could so effectively enthrall
whether hanging out on his couch together or shopping at Powell's in the mall
or simply playing baseball she was always as beautiful as snowfall

she was his reason and his life
that often got him into strife
but it didn't matter cause all he wanted to do was make her his wife

the wedding was beautiful
all the robs-on-a-stick were in attendance
including gangta rob who was sporting a very nice tan
along with barrack obama shouting
"yes we can!"
and after the ceremony shouted
"let the after party begin"
all except confused rob who thought they were all to shout
"have fun in Berlin"

(The past few posts are exactly why I should not post on forums while braindead LOL)

Meanwhile, in a lovely mansion in the woods, a short pixie like girl was bouncing around in excitement while sorting through a wide assortment of shopping bags.

lol Rachael your only human xD and what did you think of the poem btw smart idea stopping the rhyming


she sorted through the bags with lightning speed and put each article of clothing away in its respective place

Suddenly, she was stopped in her tracks as a vision of the future overtook her.

The poem was awesome. lol

her eyes became glassy and her voice distorted like trelawny as she said

"I see the unicorns, but they are no longer themselves. For they have been changed into humans..." She snapped out of her vision. A look of utter confusion crossed on her face...

And then she understood, it was the evil unicorns from Candy Mountain that had sneaked potion into the grass they ate! ...

All of a sudden, Charlie the Unicorn and his two annoying unicorn buddies pop into the picture (how? I don't know...)
"We're going to candy mountain Charlie."
"Candy mountain!!"
"No!"says Charlie. The pink unicorn turns and glares at Charlie.
"You're coming whether you like it or not." Charlie gulps.