Totally Random Question

All right, I'm not sure if you've ever answered a question like this before (you probably have), but I was just thinking and my mind came up with this.

If the Harry Potter girls (or guys, I guess) had a book club and Twilight was being read, what do you think they would say about the books and in which team do you think they would be? (Yes! I ended that sentence without a preposition! God, I am such a dork.)