So, let's go on a little imaginative adventure. . . . . .
You are heading to the circus to watch your favorite acts performed live. You buy some cheap circus popcorn, and settle in the seat closest to the front for a good view. The anouncer does an overly-dramatic intro, and the lights flash on. You look out onto a stage with the 7 most beautiful circus freaks you've ever seen. You lean to the person next to you to ask what these beautiful carnie's names are. She tells you she's seen this show several times and the big brawny (amazing) one's name is Emmett, the tall lean stunning blonde is Rosalie, the mature handsom honey-haired one is Jasper, the gorgeous McDreamy one is Carlisle, the small fragile soft one is Esme, the cute pixie like one is Alice, and the unbelievable bronze-haired one is Edward. What is each one of these magnificent beings performing??????
Here's my thoughts:
Emmett: Lion Tamer
Rosalie: The Incredibly Flexible Woman
Jasper: The Acrobat
Esme: Doesn't have a job, just cheers from the sidelines.
Alice: The Tightrope Walker
Edward: Magician
Carlisle: Ring Master