FRIENDS...and other sitcoms/prime time television

If the characters in twilight were characters in Friends, who would they be?
Joey- emmett
Pheobe-bella
Monica-alice
Rachel-rosalie
Ross- jasper
Chandler- Edward
Gunther- jacob

What about the office? Seinfeld? Other tv series?

The Office

Jim - Emmett because he messes with Dwight who is...
...Dwight
- Edward because he has to have everything his way and has awesome
fighting skills and is in love with Angela who is...
...Angela - Bella because she is annoying and loves two men, the other being Andy who is...
...Andy - Jacob because he loves Angela and is bitter after his breakup with Angela
Kelli - Alice because she is hyper and loves to dress and shop
Pam - Rosalie because she is suppose to be the hot one
David Wallace - Carlisle because he looks after the branches.
Toby - Jasper because he calms everyone down (or suppose too).

Some
of these I didn't really put my heart into and I couldn't think of all
the characters right now. I might change them at another point in time
though.