Carlisle would... Uh.. I have absolutely no idea. Carlisle doesn't strike me as the punishing type. Especially since his "kids" aren't really related him, or eachother for that matter, I would think he'd let them make their own decisions.
Billy.. Billy would take away Jacob's nonexistant cell phone.
And Charlie would ban Edward from seeing Bella. (Not that it would stop him from crawling into her window everynight.)